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Let’s stop pretending. People don’t whisper about cock size — they scream about it, moan about it, and brag about it. Every hookup, porn search, and dick pic is a reminder that penises are front and center in our sexual imaginations. And the best part? They come in every shape and size imaginable.
Some guys are swinging big, veiny fuck-meat that slaps their thighs when they walk. Others are rocking tidy little pocket rockets that spring up hard and ready to pound without fuss. You’ve got curveballs that hook left, bananas pointing skyward, and straight-as-an-arrow cocks made for missionary marathon sessions.
Heads range from fat mushroom caps that stretch a throat wide open, to neat bullets that slide into holes like they were designed by a sex toy company. And guess what? They all get the job done — filling mouths, stretching holes, or rubbing just right against a sweet spot.
Why is there such variety among cocks?
Biologists argue about why dicks vary so much. One theory? Our ancestors chose mates partly based on who had the juiciest cock swinging between their legs, basically natural selection with a stiffy. Another suggests longer, thicker cocks acted like plungers, scooping out rival sperm so their load had a better shot at knocking someone up. Translation: prehistoric threesomes were just as messy as modern ones.
Why do some races have much bigger dicks? Or do they?
Let’s get into the stereotype stew. Black men are supposed to be swinging monster cocks, Asian men supposedly less so, and white guys sit somewhere in the middle. Reality? Averages show some differences, but porn exaggerates everything. Sure, you might meet a Black guy packing a python that makes you gag before you’ve even kissed the tip, but you’ll also meet plenty of average Joes. Same with Asian guys. You’ll find shorties and you’ll find surprising slab-thick fucksticks that could put a porn star to shame.
Evolutionary theories point to climate and mate preferences—guys in hotter climates evolved longer limbs (and maybe longer cocks too), while cultural desires over centuries shaped what sizes stuck around. But mostly? Genes roll the dice. You either got a kielbasa or a cocktail sausage, and both have fans lining up to worship them.
Size isn’t the magic bullet
A huge cock can wreck a hole in all the wrong ways, while a smaller one can slide in deep and massage a prostate like a precision tool. The hottest sex comes from attitude: a big dick means nothing if the guy’s lazy, and a smaller one can feel like heaven in the hands of someone who knows how to fuck.
So whatever you’re packing — horse cock, handy cock, or humble cock — there’s someone out there ready to choke on it, ride it raw, or beg you to cum inside them. Dicks aren’t just anatomy; they’re the center of the porn universe we’re all happily orbiting.
What’s your dick story?
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